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A Musical by David Normal


Donald the Nut as "God" in the "Inquisition" scene.
 We Must use our noble wit ,

so the Lord may have a righteous shit.

This we shall dutifully do

to see the suff'ring deity through.

We shall be brave to the dirty end

into his colon we shall descend!

- Freud and the Devil


The Secret's of Uranus is a Broadway style musical
satirizing the creation of the material universe.

The problem is that God is constipated. He hits up the Devil for laxative pills,
and after a little negotiation Sigmund Freud is sent to Heaven
to psychoanalyze the supreme being.
Eventually God is put before the Inquisition,
and during the course of the ensuing trial he releases the
"Turd of Ages" and a new universe is thereby created.

Along the way, of course, there are many opportunities for lively song and dance routines.

To read the whole script click here.

The Secrets of Uranus was written and directed by David Normal

with:

  • Donald the Nut as God
  • Scott Reed as Satan
  • Michael Peppe' as Sigmund Freud
  • Hal Robins as Uranus

The play has an original score written in an Early Jazz/Music Hall idiom
by composer Pat Wehren

It was performed live at Burning Man by Santa Cruz's, "Estradasphere"

There was a chorus line of over two dozen girls, "The Turd Angels",
who danced during the "Gold Diggin' Angels" song.

Original animation was Created by Mari Kono and Spartacus
and projected on the Anus to portray "God's Dream"